Gerard Way Hunts for a Car on Twitter, Threatens to Kidnap Jonas Brothers
DISCLAIMER: This post is about cars, not babies. So your comments should be about cars, not babies. Baby-related comments will be deleted because, to be quite honest, I don't want to read them. And, for the record, Breesays has given me permission to do so.

Gerard Way, along with the rest of My Chemical Romance, got a Twitter a few months back. So far, the band has used their Twitters to update us on the Desolation Row music video, the status of their album and other music related things.

They've also done things like post pictures of a dog's genetalia.

And now? Gerard is using Twitter to find himself a new car.


Qui C'è La Pagina Twitter Di Gerard!

The original series of Tweets looked something like this:


Is anyone selling a 1979 Trans Am?

I'm serious btw

T-tops a plus. Silver body/red leather interior ideal. I also like faded or bombed out Nocturne Blue or a lousy Red. Already checked eBay

Needs to be in California preferably close to LA. No brown or brown interior...it looks like old people candy. No Gold. No Smokey/bandit

Fastest engine possible for that year hopefully.I am interested in other interiors like black. Chicken on the hood optional


For those of you unfamiliar, this is the car Gerard wants to buy:






For anyone who thought Gerard was kidding after all that? He posted a blog listing his color preferences for the exterior and interior.


Exteriors (in order of awesome):
Silver, the color of steel, and the eye of the falcon.
Faded, slightly shitty, or semi-bombed out looking Nocturne Blue. This color looks great with some age.
Mad-Max Black.
Shitty bombed-out Red/Orange

Interiors (again in "awesome order")
Red leather (combined with a silver exterior is an ideal car for me- like a fucking Mach-5 red-velvet cupcake with Terminator 2 frosting)
Black leather (of course)
Blue (cuz it's cool, but this limits what I can paint the exterior if I choose to do so)
Interior material is not as much a deal breaker as a bad color.


However, as anyone who has ever tried to buy or sell a car on Craig's List or Ebay knows, there are always people looking to scam you. In many cases, it's this whole mess with "I send you a money order, you send me back the extra, did I mention I'm a Nigerian Prince?" No, seriously. I ran into this a few times at an old job.

But with Gerard, he expresses his fear that someone would set up a kidnapping by promising to sell him a car (probably well-earned, since, you know, people like me FANGIRLS). He however, proposes an alternate solution:



I'm not important enough to kidnap, but if you've got the right car and the right "vibe" I can find us someone important enough to kidnap together- IN-THE-CAR-YOU-JUST-SOLD-ME. Like, for example, the Jonas Brothers. I have been on T.V. and I have access



Da buzznet.com

twitter,è una specie di chat?cioè,+ che chat,un luogo per scambiare due chiacchiere e mantenersi in contatto con gli amici?

si credo sia una cosa del genere!

uhm l'avevo sentito allora,che ci si sono iscritti tutti e 5 :°D

no, twitter praticamente è un sito dove ti crei l'account e scrivi quello che fai per far sapere al mondo cosa stai facendo in quel preciso istante...mi pare che nn serve a più di tanto...più che altro è utile per la gente famosa, non per noi comuni mortali xD